How to lose weight fast?

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How to lose weight fast?  How to lose weight fast in 2 weeks ? Easy ways to lose weight.

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Exercise is very dangerous. 🙂 🙂 🙂

When dieting or changing our diet, we can sometimes feel like we are in a dry, barren desert. To make this desert seem a little bit more succulent, I have collected a few fun weight loss jokes…

1. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

2. The Garlic Diet: You don’t lose weight; you just look thinner from a distance.

3. I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 9 cookies.

4. Welcome to the Weight-Loss Forum.
To lose one pound, double-click the mouse five million times.

5. I gave up jogging for health reasons.
My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

6. Ladies – Want to drop 5 pounds? Let go of your purse.

7. I wish mosquitoes sucked fat, not blood.

8. Calories (noun). Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

9. I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

10. It took a lot of will power. But I finally gave up dieting.

Do you know some health jokes or funny quotes about dieting, sports or weight loss that make you laugh? Share them with us!


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